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The Screen Time Division

Headed by our Chief Binge Officer (self-appointed, 2026)

TO: All stakeholders
RE: Mission statement

To identify best-in-class films and shows and drive maximum couch utilization.

Departments

// reporting to the Chief Binge Officer
Department of Feature PresentationsMovies · headed by our VP of Popcorn StrategyDepartment of Binge AffairsTV · headed by our Director of Next-Episode OperationsDepartment of Documented FactsDocumentaries · headed by our Senior Fact Officer

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Top 5 Movies of 2026 (So Far)

Five films that earned the ticket price, ranked by someone with absolutely impeccable credentials.

3 picks · 6 min read